Driving bare is like having a portable nudist resort! I mean

, I suppose this is obvious but I wanted to chime in with something to let everyone know I was reading along, following the thread.

Nighttime is the greatest for low visibility by taller passing vehicles, but I never thought of driving bare during a rain storm!

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Additionally, I’ve thought of the reality that if I was ever stopped and didn’t have http://kylal.com to put shorts on without being clear about it, that “technically” being nude in my car is legal. By this I mean, in order for a law to be broken there would need to be a criticism from a different citizen. Right? In case the patrol car is the same height as my own personal vehicle and there is NO OTHER REASON for me to be stopped, in that case why would the patrolperson believe I was naked? It’s not like there’s a huge “tendency” of people driving nude, bottomless, or http://nudests.net , right?

Since I’m a guy it’s just as likely that I was only driving with my top off. If the policeman cannot see you nude, then technically they don’t have any reason to guess it.

So if my license tags are present, I’m not speeding, all safety gear is working (blinkers, etc.). I indicate correctly and I am wearing my seatbelt, then I shouldn’t be stopped. Unless, with this being Memorial Day Weekend, http://noefa.com get pulled over into a enhanced enforcement all vehicle check lane.

Obviously, the overhead traffic cameras may introduce an issue also, and I believe they’re starting to get high resolution cameras for all these goals.

Nevertheless, in the event an officer of the law approached my vehicle and I only had shorts draped over my lap, and was therefore technically NOT naked, then would it be sarcastic to inquire, ‘What appears to be the matter Policeman, Mister?’ In the hope he or she’d need to produce another valid reason for stopping me, and additionally they couldn’t just reply with, ‘It seemed as though you might be driving bare, Sir.’ (again, which I do not think is cause enough to stop someone)

Of course they could always say, ‘We had a complaint from a different motorist of a driver in a vehicle similar to yours without clothing on.’ and this might be close enough to the truth as to “fly” in a only-need-to-get-my-monthly-quota ticket composing scenario.

Even being stopped for any other motive, if caught in the nude, I believe every motorist should possess the right to dress before departing their vehicle to comply with roadside sobriety tests. As it is possible to tell from this I’ve never been stopped for this type of test in my 28 years of driving.

(hmmm, maybe there is even a law enforcement officer in the audience who could comment on the technicalities of nude driving…)

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“Why didn’t I think of going naked earlier?!”

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